Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin will write another book, her publisher announced Wednesday.

Wouldn’t you have to write a first book, before you could write “another book”?

“The book will include selections from classic and contemporary readings that have inspired her, as well as portraits of some of the extraordinary men and women she admires and who embody her love of country, faith, and family,” according to a release. “She will also draw from her personal experience to amplify these timely (and timeless) themes.”

Somehow, I have to think Ms. Palin’s favorite bits of American History are slightly different (and less actual) from mine.  I would be lying if I said that I was looking forward to the Twit-Queen’s mangling of the historical record to suit her bizarre delusions. Still, it should be hilarious, especially given the failed governor’s breathtaking command of world events.